Bougie Shit: Episode 33

This week we’re talking white men being in the way, per usual. ๐Ÿ™„

 

Auntie Max was sick of their shit and went high when Bill’s bitch ass went low.

Cousin Angela was even more sick of their shit and gave it to Joe’s punk ass in true black girl fashion, leaving us with glorious gifs / memes of the carnage. (I know you’ve all seen this by now, but I’m putting this here for MY easy reference.)

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Where Auntie Max said “I will not be afraid,” Cousin Angela said “I aint neva scared,” and IIIIII was here for BOTH.

Finding Richard Simmons reminded me how much IIIIIIIII am sick of white men’s shit. I loved that Katie Couric dragged the podcaster on her podcast. Newsflash folks, NO ONE OWES YOU ANYTHING!! In the wordsย of the late great Bernie Mac on Kanye’s “Wake Up Mr. West,”

You think this shit easy, don’t you?
You think this is promised!
Well ain’t nothin’ promised to you!
Look at my face, do I got a promised face?
Does it look like I promised you anything?

LEAVE RICHARD ALONE!!!

YAS:ย 

Victoria Beckham is known as a sour faced stiff. I love seeing her be silly with James Corden and give us a little Spice Girls, COMPLETE with seat choreography. AND come through Target promotion!! Masterful.


Paisley Outake: Starbucks now has a light sugar chai ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ. Praise be. I love Chai Tea, but sometimes I just want spicy, not too sweet. Starbucks heard my silent cry. I will add an extra pump next time bc without the sugar its a liiiiiitle weak. But then again, every barista is different – the first one I had was great. The next one, not so much.

BITCH… in my googles for an image for the light chai I found THIS:

HOW IN THE HELL DID I MISS THIS?!?!? Haagen Dazs is bae and I try the seasonal flavors every year. (RIP my MOST favorite Coconut Macaroon) If anyone knows of a good Chai ice cream (or Coconut Macaroon ice cream), comment below or tweet us at @morebougiethanyou.

Until next week friends….

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